But seems like they do have a niche audience that likes it (and maybe can pass it as a business expense or something?) so they've sold a few.
[0] https://www.macrumors.com/2024/10/23/apple-may-stop-producin...
And one of them bought a fully-loaded Mac Pro, so they're not immune to the Apple Distortion Field.
Or did he do it again when the Mac Studio exists?
Still a very pricey machine.