Lol keep telling yourself that. It's not a human brain nor is it necessarily a very intelligent brain, but it is a brain nonetheless.

Not a useful commentary. ANN and BNN are slightly correlated. That fact that you want to believe it is a brain tells a lot about you, but it doesn’t make a model a brain.

Only suggestion I have is “study more”.

They're not merely slightly correlated.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

Just because it is alien to you, does not mean it is not a brain, please go look up the definition of the word.

And my comment is useful, a VLA implies it is processing it's input and output natively, something a brain does hence my comment.