There's a large series of events before a non-criminal who isn't absolutely insane decides to attack you.
Firstly, you are demonstrably wrong, and as evidence, I would put forward around 20% of nightclub door security as exhibit A.
Also I would say it is very easy to construct plausible scenarios around this particular story.
"Remove that camera."
"I can't."
"Stop taking the piss."
"I'm not, it is all part of a medical experiment."
"I said stop taking the piss and take off the camera."
After this it goes downhill rather rapidly.
This is of course a fiction, from someone with no firsthand knowledge of the situation, but to try and make out that being attacked by security for stupid reasons is an unlikely event that does not happen to lots of people with fairly boring regularity, is an even greater fiction still.
Firstly, you are demonstrably wrong, and as evidence, I would put forward around 20% of nightclub door security as exhibit A.
Also I would say it is very easy to construct plausible scenarios around this particular story.
"Remove that camera."
"Stop taking the piss." "I said stop taking the piss and take off the camera."After this it goes downhill rather rapidly.
This is of course a fiction, from someone with no firsthand knowledge of the situation, but to try and make out that being attacked by security for stupid reasons is an unlikely event that does not happen to lots of people with fairly boring regularity, is an even greater fiction still.