Hah I've worked with the creators of both of those platforms.

Funny enough, using those sensors to relay information to things like events on avatars in VR virtual worlds has had some interesting results!

I'm sure you've seen substantial growth from working on hard problems, identifying key tentpoles, finding an opening, and moving fast to ensure user satisfaction via quick syncs and fluid processes.

In all seriousness, good on you. It's nice to see tech being used for unambiguous let-humans-have-more-fun purposes. (I look forward to eating my words in five years when you pivot to enterprise SaaS for growth purposes and Cisco is offering you as an employee benefit.)

Well, at least the users will be getting fucked.

From their homepage:

> Used by manufacturers like Maus-Tec for the Edge-o-Matic Orgasm Denial System