Windows IT admins of the world, now is your time. This is what you've trained for. Everything else has led to this moment. Now, go and save the world!!

"The world will look up and shout, "Save us!" and I'll whisper "No..." -- Rorschach

Or "log a ticket!"

Type in those Bitlocker recovery keys for as long as you can stay awake!

Or rather, go limp and demand to unionize!

Yeah, manual GUI work. Like any good MS product.

Or don't \o/

Probably go buy a mocha and cry in the corner :(