You guys win the internet for today. Especially since we got forgotusername6 and iforgotpassword to collaborate in this thread. Only missing a contribution from forgetemailaddress42...

I'm here just like "A pun thread? On HN?"

Very rare for one of those to stay alive around here. Has yo be because they provide good examples.

Displaying hit points of a game character would be the bomb (alternatively: health points would be sick).