Idk about you guys but the only reason I do peer review is to reject competitors and enemies.
If I really hate them, I give them a "Major Revision" aka a laundry list of expensive follow-up experiments and then reject them on the 2nd or 3rd round after a few months.
There's actually zero benefit to earnestly engaging in peer review.
It sounds like you would do well in many other businesses. Don't let academia hinder your potential. Have you considered selling timeshares to elderly people?
If I really hate them, I give them a "Major Revision" aka a laundry list of expensive follow-up experiments and then reject them on the 2nd or 3rd round after a few months.
There's actually zero benefit to earnestly engaging in peer review.