We're extremely proud to announce that ToasterDream has raised $323M in Series A funds, and we look forward to many years of exciting developments ahead. As the CEO I'd like to personally assure our loyal customers that taking this funding will not compromise the quality of our goods and services — rather, quite the opposite! In fact, in just the first month since we secured this funding with our investors, we have already managed to create an entirely new product! It's called ToasterDream Ultra, and allows users to toast up to 8 images simultaneously for just $5.99/month...
Verily, the era is nigh wherein even lamps and toasters shall brim with surpassing sagacity.
After exposure to this field for many years, the last decade was stunning.
I say “was”, because the speedup in the last 6-18 months has been another thing altogether.
I am not concerned with what we will be able to two years hence, but with how much faster progress will be. And then again, and again.