There was a post many years back in a similar vein entitled something like "Abject Oriented Programming". Instead of a language, it was just a set of rules/recommendations to ensure your code was "Abject Oriented". Of course, all of the suggestions were essentially anti-patterns.
The best part was the comments. Most folks were hip, but every fifth comment or so was something like "I agree with #1, #3 and #4, but #2 is wrong..."
The best part was the comments. Most folks were hip, but every fifth comment or so was something like "I agree with #1, #3 and #4, but #2 is wrong..."
LOL