Sir, you are mistaken: We are in the market for a Desingineerketertesteraccountant.

(Is this how German got started?)

My beloved was a German major once upon a time, and he assures me that this is exactly how German got started... or at least it's how German works.

I think you meant "deingineerketersysadmin." Accounting and janitorial skills always a definite plus.

don't forget db admin! My first startup job I spent more time writing queries than anything else.