It's uncomfortable reading the impact to the "Dashers", and how they're losing out on their statuses and income due to computer error.

Don't think it's too bad. If DoorDash is down then the other food delivery apps get that traffic (Uber, Postmates, whatever) and all the dashers are multi-apping.

Hmm. Kinda reminds me of “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.”

As long as the wings are still attached, the 4 engines not working is not the end of the world. Me not getting what I want right the F now, is!!!! ahhhh! /s