I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

mattmaroon · on July 12, 2008

I saw a finger get cut off.

helveticaman · on July 13, 2008

Are you talking about your poker days here?

mattmaroon · on July 13, 2008

Ha, no. My meat cutter days.

My poker experience was entirely non-violent. Someone did get shot in the head while trying to rob a local game but I wasn't there.

xlnt · on July 12, 2008

I saw a finger get eaten.

raganwald · on July 12, 2008

Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? --Julisu, Pulp Fiction

xlnt · on July 12, 2008

eww, a bunch of youtube commenters are taunting the victim. they care more about alligators than people.

helveticaman · on July 13, 2008

They mostly call him a dumbass...can't say I disagree. This guy bated a motherfucking crocodile and proceeded to stick his arm in its mouth.

Moral of the story: learn Lisp so you don't have to work at Seaworld.