> I understand that your products were designed to depict the body parts of mythological and fantastical creatures, and we have indicated this to our banking partners in an effort to advocate for continuing to support your business here on Stripe.

I'm crying. This is so ridiculous it crossed the line from appalling into hilarious.

You haven't sued over this which is a shame. Think of the comical email threads that would've been unearthed during the discovery process!