There was a discussion in our IT Security department about how to install McAfee on CoreOS servers. (For the uninitiated, CoreOS is a Linux distribution that comes without a package manager. It's intended as a base to run containers on, so you would deploy all software via container images.)
I remember someone suggesting to put McAfee into a fully isolated container that only exposes the port where it reports compliance, allowing it to scan itself to death all day long.
Yes such a thing exists... https://www.mcafee.com/enterprise/en-us/products/virusscan-e...