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Brides? Why so much trouble? Japan will solve your problem!

Less emotionally volatile than a bride and submissive to your every desire, we present the Tanjansu female concubot. Available in 20 different skin tones and with interchangeable head, torso and legs, you can mix and match to satisfy your daily kinky whim.

And Tanjansu can cook! Modules are available for 16 varieties of Chinese, Japanese and McDonald's cuisine.

Help avoid testosterone-induced social strife. Ensure domestic tranquility and do your part to bring China forward, to enhance Chino-Japanese relations and to lower your libido today. Only 110,000 yuan (basic model).



Yeah, hilarious... but people still use each other for "reproduction" or even, gasp, conversation! It may surprise you to hear this, but some people actually want to have a family instead of spending all day fucking a robot.


Reproduction is necessary for the species but not for the individual.

Most men (and we are mostly men here, are we not?) don't usually seek hours in conversation with women. Such I deem a sign that one is unsucessful in mating.

And most men do not wish to be constrained to fucking any one particular being be it robot or human: http://nymag.com/relationships/sex/47055/




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